Homer Simpson “Picture A Day For 39 Years”

FYI – The song in the background is Carly Comando – Everyday

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DUKE NUKEM Forever – Teaser Trailer

Memorable quotes from the Duke:

• It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of gum.

• You’re an inspiration for birth control

• Your face, your ass…What’s the difference?

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Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg

From Dickipedia – A Wiki of Dicks

Mark Elliot Zuckerberg (born May 14, 1984) is an American computer programmer, college dropout, Internet entrepreneur and a dick.In 2004, he created the social networking website Facebook, becoming a celebrity to college students nationwide. Since that time, Zuckerberg has been on the fast track toward dickhood, culminating in his achieving full-fledged dick status in late 2007, though many argue that he has actually been a dick the entire time.

Youth

Mark Zuckerberg grew up in Westchester County, New York, with the most hilariously stereotypical name of anyone to have ever grown up there. He spent his formative years learning computers and cultivating a personal look known as “ugly Shia LaBeouf.”

In the grand dick tradition that has been passed on for hundreds of years, Zuckerberg attended both Phillips Exeter Academy and Harvard University, a combination which boasts a 97.5% total-dick graduation rate towards advanced degrees in “General Entitlement” as well as “Being an Asshole.”

Harvard

While at Harvard, Zuckerberg, hoping to boost his dick status, joined a fraternity. It is unclear whether the fact that it was a Jewish fraternity makes this decision more or less dickish. His first web project was called “Coursematch,” which allowed users to stalk other people in their classes. He soon combined his computer knowledge with his newfound frat lifestyle by founding “Facemash,” a Harvard version of the “Hot or Not” photograph rating website. (Outside observers have noted that a more appropriate name for such a Web site at Harvard University would have been simply: “Not.”)

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999 Reasons Why Facebook Is The Worst

Facebook is the worst but no matter how much I don’t like it, I can’t help but check it every day.  I did a little survey at my break this morning and these were the most commonly cited reasons why Facebook is the worst:

9.  It is the world’s most deadly Time Burglar

It is a scientifically proven fact that you can’t spend less than 3 hours at a time checking your wall, your superwall, your gifts, your free gifts, your superpokes, your Schrute Bucks, your graffiti area, and all this information for all your friends and even people you have never met.  If I do a quick calculation here, that means that at every possible moment in time someone is creeping on your profile, 24/7.  Um, ew.

9.  Everyne knows all your business, all the time.

Even those little applications you add steal your personal info.  It seems like you give up the right to that information when you make an account.  To make it worst, those people you left in elementary school keep trying to reconnect.  The ones you wanted to stay in touch with you still talk to, and the ones you were never friends with in the first place want to rekindle the friendship that never existed.  It gets real creepy when someone asks you about something posted on your profile before you have even had a chance to see it yourself!

9.  The fact that you hate it does nothing to help you delete your profile.

I must admit I have tried deleting my profile before, but I keep encountering this hardware problem whereby I can not press the mouse button on that particular screen.  Is it the fact that I don’t want to lose contact with people, don’t want to be able to creep my friends, or just don’t want to have to call them that is preventing me from pressing DELETE?

I don’t know, but the one thing I do know is that Facebook is the worst.  I know, I will post this on my profile and everyone will know how I feel!!

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Star Wars vs. Star Trek

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Crayon Physics – Something old, Something New

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This is one of the most innovative games that I have tried. I suggest that everyone have a go at it.

The version that has been released to the public is not the version that you currently see on YouTube and other video websites. In this version you can only draw boxes. The point of the game is to guide the red ball to the star. This may seem like a simple task (and in most cases it it) but it’s done with style and it’s something that we’ve never seen before. It’s well worth the download and the nostalgia that comes with playing with crayons again is great.

Instructions:

1. First click the link above and download crayon.zip
2. Unzip the file anywhere
3. Open the folder and double-click on “crayon.exe”
4. Enjoy!

Controls:

With the left mouse button you can draw, and with the right you can remove objects.

Space – Will reset the level
Esc – Will open the menu
Alt + enter – Will toggle fullscreen
Alt + F4 – Will quit the game

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StayPuft says don’t cross the streams

We were all excited to hear this news.

Ghostbusters’ Harold Ramis and Dan Akroyd are currently co-writing a new game based on — you guessed it the Ghostbusters franchise. The game is set to take place 2 years after the GB2 movie. Multi-player modes will be present and include two vs. two & Domination. The single player mode will have 10+ levels in various areas throughout New York.

The most important part — The Marshmallow Man will be making an appearance

Look for this game during the 2008 Christmas season for all consoles!

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