Homer Simpson “Picture A Day For 39 Years”
December 23, 2007
FYI - The song in the background is Carly Comando - Everyday
DUKE NUKEM Forever - Teaser Trailer
December 22, 2007
Memorable quotes from the Duke:
- It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of gum.
- You’re an inspiration for birth control
- Your face, your ass…What’s the difference?
Mark Zuckerberg
December 21, 2007
Mark Zuckerberg
From Dickipedia - A Wiki of Dicks
Mark Elliot Zuckerberg (born May 14, 1984) is an American computer programmer, college dropout, Internet entrepreneur and a dick.In 2004, he created the social networking website Facebook, becoming a celebrity to college students nationwide. Since that time, Zuckerberg has been on the fast track toward dickhood, culminating in his achieving full-fledged dick status in late 2007, though many argue that he has actually been a dick the entire time.
Youth
Mark Zuckerberg grew up in Westchester County, New York, with the most hilariously stereotypical name of anyone to have ever grown up there. He spent his formative years learning computers and cultivating a personal look known as “ugly Shia LaBeouf.”
In the grand dick tradition that has been passed on for hundreds of years, Zuckerberg attended both Phillips Exeter Academy and Harvard University, a combination which boasts a 97.5% total-dick graduation rate towards advanced degrees in “General Entitlement” as well as “Being an Asshole.”
Harvard
While at Harvard, Zuckerberg, hoping to boost his dick status, joined a fraternity. It is unclear whether the fact that it was a Jewish fraternity makes this decision more or less dickish. His first web project was called “Coursematch,” which allowed users to stalk other people in their classes. He soon combined his computer knowledge with his newfound frat lifestyle by founding “Facemash,” a Harvard version of the “Hot or Not” photograph rating website. (Outside observers have noted that a more appropriate name for such a Web site at Harvard University would have been simply: “Not.”)
999 Reasons Why Facebook Is The Worst
December 20, 2007
Facebook is the worst but no matter how much I don’t like it, I can’t help but check it every day. I did a little survey at my break this morning and these were the most commonly cited reasons why Facebook is the worst:
9. It is the world’s most deadly Time Burglar
It is a scientifically proven fact that you can’t spend less than 3 hours at a time checking your wall, your superwall, your gifts, your free gifts, your superpokes, your Schrute Bucks, your graffiti area, and all this information for all your friends and even people you have never met. If I do a quick calculation here, that means that at every possible moment in time someone is creeping on your profile, 24/7. Um, ew.
9. Everyne knows all your business, all the time.
Even those little applications you add steal your personal info. It seems like you give up the right to that information when you make an account. To make it worst, those people you left in elementary school keep trying to reconnect. The ones you wanted to stay in touch with you still talk to, and the ones you were never friends with in the first place want to rekindle the friendship that never existed. It gets real creepy when someone asks you about something posted on your profile before you have even had a chance to see it yourself!
9. The fact that you hate it does nothing to help you delete your profile.
I must admit I have tried deleting my profile before, but I keep encountering this hardware problem whereby I can not press the mouse button on that particular screen. Is it the fact that I don’t want to lose contact with people, don’t want to be able to creep my friends, or just don’t want to have to call them that is preventing me from pressing DELETE?
I don’t know, but the one thing I do know is that Facebook is the worst. I know, I will post this on my profile and everyone will know how I feel!!
Star Wars vs. Star Trek
December 17, 2007
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