Alarm Clocks - Now with Bacon
August 1, 2008
This new home appliance is aptly named the “Bacon Alarm Clock.” It cooks bacon before it wakes you. What you do is place pieces of frozen bacon into it and 10-minutes before the alarm rings it starts cooking the bacon.
Mmmm…waking to the smell of Maple bacon. Canadians rejoice as we now have the alarm clock that we’ve always wanted. Fat Americans can also rejoice about having multiple bypass surgeries before the age of 16.
Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality
April 17, 2007
Each item was purchased, taken home, and photographed immediately. Nothing was tampered with, run over by a car, or anything of the sort. It is an accurate representation in every case. Shiny, neon-orange, liquefied pump-cheese, and all.
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KFC Famous Bowl
Milk… a deliciously gross habit?
April 3, 2007
This is the story of Milk. A oh so disgusting habit that humans have formed. This “milk” comes from another mammal. A Cow for instance or a goat maybe…what about a Moose, a Yak and many other mammals. Depending on where you are located in the world you may find dairy from other mammals readily available for consumption.
Fact: Humans are the only mammals that drink another mammals milk.
Milk is secreted by the mammary glands of mammals. It’s high nutrient content has proved to be a good source of protein, Vitamins and minerals for humans. These nutrients are attainable from many food sources and do not require the consumption of dairy products. It’s purpose was to provide a food source for young mammals before they were able to digest other foods.
Fact: The majority of people (in the entire population of the world) lose the ability to digest milk after childhood. They become lactose-intolerant. Which is why many foods found around the world do not contain any dairy.
Fact: Milk from cows contain white blood cells. White blood cells = pus. Ok, not a great example and the whole fear tactic sucks but this one is true.
Milk is a nasty habit and to continue to drink, eat or bathe in dairy products is something that we humans must kick. It’s like smoking, we love it but we know it’s not good for us. Not to mention drinking hormones (Bovine Growth Hormone anyone?) that I just don’t think we were meant to ingest. There must be adverse side-effects that Dairy Farmers/Governments are hiding from us. It’s a major economy so why would the general public be told the truth.
Think twice before asking for a tall cold one the next time you are thirsty. However, I will not be stopping my consumption of dairy just yet. Give me 30 more years of Pizza, Ice-Cream and some Fettuccine.
Umm…does anyone else see something that’s not right?
March 5, 2007
Although this picture is extremely funny on many levels I must state the following***. Look, I’m just trying to protect you all. Haha, do what you will but remember every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Oh, and this fantastic saying “You are what you eat.”
***No offense to either company portrayed in this picture but your food is equally disgusting. Agree, disagree, I don’t really care. You make Americans, Canadians and the rest of the world fat. You offer only processed, low cost foods which are lacking in nutrition.
Next time you think about visiting one of these “Fast” food restaurants pleas visit one of these links below and check out the stats on the items you were planning on eating. These are from the companies themselves so you may want to believe that these are the lowest values possible.
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